It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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