it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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