He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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