What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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