I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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