can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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