we have pet lesbian snakes
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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