He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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