i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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