So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
People in love make me want to vomit
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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