Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
my phone needs a breathalizer
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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