did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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