her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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