That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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