I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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