You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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