is your mom at the bar?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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