i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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