I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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