THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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