I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You can't just leave with hair like that
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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