Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
you win again, gameday.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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