It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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