I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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what are you doing with your life
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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