what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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