Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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