she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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