normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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