: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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