this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I enjoy the company of your penis
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