So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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