Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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