Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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