Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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