Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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