butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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