The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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