Just fell off a train. Bad.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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