wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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