I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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