i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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