you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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