I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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