Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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