i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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