TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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