She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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