I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I think a kid would responsible me up
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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