I look better un-naked...
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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