How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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