never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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