we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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