when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
