Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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