its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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