She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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