maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He? As in you personified your dick?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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