My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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